Delicious Trash - Fabio

I'm starting a comic series!

The idea came to me one morning when I was taking a shortcut through the alley. Two seagulls were fighting inside a dumpster while another seagull was casually dragging away a plastic container with a stale muffin inside. 

Delicious, delicious trash!

Birds are fascinating. If you know me or follow me on Instagram, I am a bit obsessed with them. Especially birds who eat garbage - seagulls, crows, pigeons. So what's the world like through their eyes? They must think humans are so stupid, leaving all that tasty grub piled up in some metal container that just bakes the trash in it's own juices to a gummy, rotten mush. 

This first installment of Delicious Trash features romance cover model Fabio and his famous 1999 collision with a goose while riding a rollercoaster (I never promised to be into current events.) 

Bonus fun fact - My mom always makes me write a birthday list, and one year I asked for a Fabio cutout. For the last decade, cardboard Fabio has been startling delivery people, roommates, new boyfriends, and especially small children.